Clinton Campaigns for Gore

Miami, FL - Former president Bill Clinton returned to the campaign trail Monday to endorse his former vice president, Al Gore.

"Al Gore is a serious man for a serious job in a serious time in our country's history," Clinton told a crowd of confused Democrats. "He is the right man to continue my serious legacy. Seriously."

Al Gore is not currently seeking the White House.

"A little fucking late, if you ask me," said a local transient who claimed to be Donna Brazile, Al Gore's former campaign manager. "Where was this guy four years ago?"

Al Gore narrowly lost the 2000 election to George W. Bush.

When asked for comment, Al Gore responded, "Listen, the guy's just undergone heart surgery. Give him a break. Now, who wants some of Tipper's delicious pie?"

Bill Clinton underwent a quadruple coronary artery bypass operation on September 6.

Al Gore has no known heart problems.

"I don't know why he doesn't like me," said Democratic presidential nominee John Kerry of the former president, wiping away a lone tear. "I try my best."