Satirical News Show Host Takes Bow Tie to Cleaners

Washington, DC - After slaughtering talk show host Tucker Carlson on CNN's Crossfire last night, Jon Stewart took Carlson's signature bow tie to an all-night dry cleaners. While waiting for the tie to be cleaned, Stewart - the host of Comedy Central's The Daily Show with Jon Stewart - expressed doubt, "Man, I wonder if they'll be able to clean that thing. Y'know, with the bloodstains and all." No word yet on how the bow tie came out.