O'Reilly: The Next Dr. Seuss?

New York, NY - Fresh off his successful children's book, The O'Reilly Factor For Kids, prominent talk show host Bill O'Reilly has announced a follow-up. Entitled Shut up, Billy: Why Children Should Be Seen And Not Heard, the book aims to inform children on the values of "shutting up." HarperCollins has confirmed a fifty-thousand dollar advance for the project, due next fall.

On a related note, O'Reilly will have an article published in the December issue of Playboy called "Who's Looking Out For Your Vibrator? Me!"